Holy Flying Bowie Knives, Batman! Nov 16, 2006 0:49:28 GMT -5
Post by bran_sinnach on Nov 16, 2006 0:49:28 GMT -5
Lol, this happened to me a couple of hours ago and I thought it was amusing enough to dump into the good ol' pudding pot to give everyone a laugh. Earlier today I went to a flea-market which just opened up here and found to my delight, they had a large collection of swords and knives for a very reasonable price. So I bought a few new pieces to add to my collection, 3 swords and 4 knives, and brought them home all a-glow. When I got home and took them out I cleaned them all thoroughly and found places on my walls for them before I gave each one a practice run to get an idea now on how well Im going to enjoy using each piece-I practice with all of my weapons. They all worked beautifully and Im proud of the rest, except for the last knife I practiced with and had my mishap. Its a fairly large, but light, bowie knife and I thought it would be a good one so I put it through all the usual spins and thrusts to get a feel for it like I do with all my knives. This time, however, there was apparently something loose within the knife because in one of the spins...the blade detached from the handle and re-attached itself to my thigh, Lmao. Now before anyone gets worried Im fine, it only went in a few inches and didnt cause any damage a good bandage pad couldnt fix, and plus Ive trained with these things so long that by now Ive just developed a tolerance for these sorts of accidents. I thought it was funny because I was standing there looking at this blade jutting out of my leg, and when I finally shrugged and pulled it back out, I thought my mother was going to pass out there on the floor. Heh, I saw her go pale when I pulled it out and it started bleeding properly, so I had to hobble across the room(and try not to stain the carpet) and get her a chair instead of the other way around. So as I sit here with another spiffy scar, I wonder...is pudding good for stab wounds?