Post by Senbecc on May 9, 2006 19:33:00 GMT -5
I saw a great summery on Myspace just now!
I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigga, spic, beaner, wetback...but I am called cracker or redneck.
I'm skinny, so I must be bulimic.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must love math.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm Russian, so I must go to raves, drink vodka, and sleep around.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably cant drive.
I'm quiet so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I must have a problem with self-control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-depressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I go to a private school, so I must be a spoiled little brat.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11 or gas station.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a deadbeat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceited.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter cause I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white; so I must be a nagging, steal your money kind of girlfriend.
I'm Pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I'm Cuban so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
Boys like me, so I must put out.
I'm smart, so I must be a loser.
I don't do sports, so I must be lazy.
My clothes are different from most, so I must be a freak.
I say I love him, so I must be obsessed
I'm sad sometimes, and I don't try to hide it. So I must be depressed & suicidal.
I date someone out of my race, so I must think that Im better than everyone else.
Bottom line is that stereotypes are wrong, and the only way we can get rid of them is to make people aware of them!
I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigga, spic, beaner, wetback...but I am called cracker or redneck.
I'm skinny, so I must be bulimic.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must love math.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm Russian, so I must go to raves, drink vodka, and sleep around.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably cant drive.
I'm quiet so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I must have a problem with self-control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-depressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I go to a private school, so I must be a spoiled little brat.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11 or gas station.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a deadbeat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceited.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter cause I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white; so I must be a nagging, steal your money kind of girlfriend.
I'm Pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I'm Cuban so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
Boys like me, so I must put out.
I'm smart, so I must be a loser.
I don't do sports, so I must be lazy.
My clothes are different from most, so I must be a freak.
I say I love him, so I must be obsessed
I'm sad sometimes, and I don't try to hide it. So I must be depressed & suicidal.
I date someone out of my race, so I must think that Im better than everyone else.
Bottom line is that stereotypes are wrong, and the only way we can get rid of them is to make people aware of them!