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Post by wren on Sept 8, 2006 12:56:21 GMT -5
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY?
1. Show up naked 2. Bring beer ! ! ! ! !
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Post by flowerfaeryqueen on Sept 9, 2006 11:18:19 GMT -5
hahahaha loooonnngggggg list
men are not fussy lol
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Post by Marcus on Sept 9, 2006 14:35:47 GMT -5
See how nice men are!? We only have two things on our needs list!
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Post by Senbecc on Sept 15, 2006 9:44:06 GMT -5
See how nice men are!? We only have two things on our needs list! LOL! Damn straight! ;D
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Post by theoccultchrist on Apr 4, 2007 0:10:13 GMT -5
See how nice men are!? We only have two things on our needs list! LOL! Damn straight! ;D well 3 actually..no 4... the 3rd is in conjuction with the whole "Being Naked" thing..... 4th isa that she must cook or at the very leasst bring take out. so we have 4 needs: Bring/cook food Bring Beer get Naked And do..the other thing :-D
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Post by tanath on Apr 4, 2007 0:13:02 GMT -5
If there is a man that fits that description, I'm interested. LOL
Amazing how complex us women are. it just goes to show you that men have small, simple minds
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Post by wolfsotherhalf on May 21, 2007 13:34:34 GMT -5
Well I think my list would be the same as the womans couse there aint a thing in this world to let me give up being loved and ceard about and giveing it right back to my girl whome I love with all I can give
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Post by KittyLane on May 21, 2007 22:37:44 GMT -5
Well I think my list would be the same as the womans couse there aint a thing in this world to let me give up being loved and ceard about and giveing it right back to my girl whome I love with all I can give (chorus of Awwwwwwwwww)
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Post by stormcat on May 21, 2007 22:48:06 GMT -5
They're so cute when they're young. >^..^<
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Post by KittyLane on May 21, 2007 22:51:13 GMT -5
Yes -LOL And blinded by love...oh the good ol days.
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Post by Wolf on May 21, 2007 23:59:57 GMT -5
LOL! Yup that's my bloke alright..
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Post by aj on Jun 28, 2007 8:31:24 GMT -5
hahahaha loooonnngggggg list men are not fussy lol are too, I disagree with that bit about men. I prefer racy underwear
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