Finn
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Post by Finn on May 17, 2007 17:22:02 GMT -5
You might like the following joke. Please chime in a few of your own, applying to the Gaelic people of your choice. This one applies equally to my own Irish as it does Scotland.
So do you know why there aren't any Irishmen in Narnia?
Because the sheep can talk.
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Post by Senbecc on May 17, 2007 17:31:05 GMT -5
You might like the following joke. Please chime in a few of your own, applying to the Gaelic people of your choice. This one applies equally to my own Irish as it does Scotland. So do you know why there aren't any Irishmen in Narnia? Because the sheep can talk. ROTF, must be why theres no HillBillies there either
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Post by Lady Anastasia on May 17, 2007 17:53:50 GMT -5
omgs... I think perhaps this thread may need to go in the Hat Rack....
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Post by Senbecc on May 17, 2007 19:32:12 GMT -5
omgs... I think perhaps this thread may need to go in the Hat Rack.... LoL, square
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Post by Lady Anastasia on May 17, 2007 19:35:42 GMT -5
omgs... I think perhaps this thread may need to go in the Hat Rack.... LoL, square MULE... and, I'm just saying... The imagery is suited for an adult board... Isn't that something you want one of your Mods watching?
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Post by Senbecc on May 17, 2007 19:38:25 GMT -5
LoL, square MULE... and, I'm just saying... The imagery is suited for an adult board... Isn't that something you want one of your Mods watching? Haha, nice choice of smilies...I don't think its that bad yet, anything worse than this will need to go in the Hatrack. PM me or one of the mods for the password if you don't already have it.
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Post by Lady Anastasia on May 17, 2007 19:44:39 GMT -5
MULE... and, I'm just saying... The imagery is suited for an adult board... Isn't that something you want one of your Mods watching? Haha, nice choice of smilies...I don't think its that bad yet, anything worse than this will need to go in the Hatrack. PM me or one of the mods for the password if you don't already have it. ok... not bad enough yet, but, has potential... That doesn't mean that I'm a square for pointing it out...
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Finn
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Post by Finn on May 17, 2007 20:19:57 GMT -5
I do apologize if my first joke was on the "edge" of what belongs in the adult area. I did give it a bit of thought before I posted it and decided it wasn't quite bad enough for the R rating. Here is a more safe one:
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."
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Post by Lady Anastasia on May 17, 2007 21:19:55 GMT -5
lol... Finn, no appologies needed.. I'm not really that much of a hard ass, or a bitch... i just play one on TV.... lol
Great Joke...
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Post by tanath on May 17, 2007 21:40:39 GMT -5
I do apologize if my first joke was on the "edge" of what belongs in the adult area. I did give it a bit of thought before I posted it and decided it wasn't quite bad enough for the R rating. Here is a more safe one: A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?" The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first." i love it, and it makes fun of texans too
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Post by KittyLane on May 17, 2007 22:10:55 GMT -5
I don't know who to laugh at the Texan or the Irishman... lol.
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Post by tanath on May 17, 2007 22:58:49 GMT -5
that's why i chose both.
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