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Post by wren on Nov 18, 2006 17:35:11 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even respond to that one.......
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Post by tanath on Nov 18, 2006 17:42:46 GMT -5
what? never had a cold vagina?
we'd been having a discussion for a few days about why you would need KY warming touch massage oil and personal lubricant. up to that point we had not come up with a reason why anyone would need a warming personal lubricant. then she got a cold vagina.
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Post by wren on Nov 18, 2006 17:44:36 GMT -5
Well, the ads imply it is for the MAN... but what do they know???
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Post by tanath on Nov 18, 2006 17:46:44 GMT -5
men get cold penises? i thought that's what the vagina was for
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Post by wren on Nov 18, 2006 17:50:37 GMT -5
Yeah, well, keeping in mind the under-agers on the board...
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Post by tanath on Nov 18, 2006 17:57:32 GMT -5
ok, but i still don't see the use of a warming lubricant unless you're doing naked snowangels.
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Post by wren on Nov 18, 2006 18:10:57 GMT -5
Agreed!
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Post by tanath on Nov 18, 2006 18:23:21 GMT -5
hmm, so i think we need something else to talk about. something that doesn't involve nekkidness or lubricant.
*thinks*
the only things i can think of involve on, both, and/or alcohol. at least those are the ones i find the most entertaining.
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Post by wren on Nov 18, 2006 18:26:34 GMT -5
PUDDING! *grabs tanath into the pudding*
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Post by bran_sinnach on Nov 18, 2006 18:27:16 GMT -5
*arches brow at the thoughts of a cold vagina, and then looks at the add above the messages giving help for dry vaginas*Ahem, well yes penises most certainly do get cold. And while that might be what a vagina is, usually if a man walks up to a woman on the street and tells her that his penis is cold and asks to use her vagina to warm it, he experiences an interesting phenomena known as being 'maced'.
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Post by wren on Nov 18, 2006 18:29:44 GMT -5
*grabs bran into the pudding... head first*
Let us discuss PUDDING, ladies and gentleman!
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Post by tanath on Nov 18, 2006 18:58:34 GMT -5
*arches brow at the thoughts of a cold vagina, and then looks at the add above the messages giving help for dry vaginas*Ahem, well yes penises most certainly do get cold. And while that might be what a vagina is, usually if a man walks up to a woman on the street and tells her that his penis is cold and asks to use her vagina to warm it, he experiences an interesting phenomena known as being 'maced'. i, personally, would cause him more harm than simple a little mace. *dunks wren in the pudding*
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Post by wren on Nov 18, 2006 19:01:21 GMT -5
Hmmm... bran has fled the pudding once more... slippery little bugger, he is...
I musts fly, tanath. My child hovers with DVD in hand for Saturday movie night... *wren climbs out of pudding, shakes pudding off tail, and flies out the window*
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Post by tanath on Nov 18, 2006 19:19:52 GMT -5
*waves bye-bye to the littel birdie*
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Post by bran_sinnach on Nov 18, 2006 21:07:41 GMT -5
Lol, that was exactly the same reason that this fox had to slip away again.*wipes pudding from face*A new dollar store opened up and my parents brought me home a ton of corny old horror films!*laughs maniacally and holds them*Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Vincent Price, you are gods amongst men!*enjoys pudding and enjoys the creepy voice of Vincent Price*
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