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Post by Marcus on Apr 12, 2006 16:32:49 GMT -5
God and Adam and Eve
The chauvenists will not like this!
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over and couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the th ing that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."
"What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains," said God
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Post by moonwind333 on Apr 12, 2006 16:43:45 GMT -5
God and Adam and Eve The chauvenists will not like this! God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over and couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the th ing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left." "What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains," said God LOLOLOLOL
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Post by Senbecc on Apr 15, 2006 11:32:54 GMT -5
That was great!
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Post by flowerfaeryqueen on Apr 23, 2006 4:07:09 GMT -5
lol, that was hilarious!!!
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Pel
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Post by Pel on Apr 23, 2006 4:09:14 GMT -5
haha, I did enjoy that one. I'm happy being able to pee standing up! Writing my name in the snow is occasionally fun as well.
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Post by flowerfaeryqueen on Apr 23, 2006 4:13:26 GMT -5
boys
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Post by moonwind333 on Apr 23, 2006 11:01:13 GMT -5
haha, I did enjoy that one. I'm happy being able to pee standing up! Writing my name in the snow is occasionally fun as well. You can write? ? ? Or do you just make "pretty pictures"?
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Pel
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Post by Pel on Apr 23, 2006 19:56:24 GMT -5
of course I can write! As far as "pretty pictures" go, I once did "Adoration of the Magi" ...
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Post by Senbecc on May 6, 2006 3:46:04 GMT -5
haha, I did enjoy that one. I'm happy being able to pee standing up! Writing my name in the snow is occasionally fun as well. You can write? ? ? Or do you just make "pretty pictures"? I like to draw celtic knotwork.
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Post by Marcus on May 6, 2006 14:40:26 GMT -5
You can write? ? ? Or do you just make "pretty pictures"? I like to draw celtic knotwork. That would be cool!! When i pee in the snow i generally just make a hole in the snow lol. Dont really think about it much
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Post by Senbecc on May 6, 2006 15:48:44 GMT -5
I like to draw celtic knotwork. That would be cool!! When i pee in the snow i generally just make a hole in the snow lol. Dont really think about it much What EVER you do..... DO NOT eat the yellow snow!!! Just trust me!
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Post by ihrian on May 12, 2006 7:13:27 GMT -5
ive read this before, tis great!
ur all foooooooools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish we had snow here!!
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Post by moonwind333 on May 12, 2006 14:19:13 GMT -5
That would be cool!! When i pee in the snow i generally just make a hole in the snow lol. Dont really think about it much What EVER you do..... DO NOT eat the yellow snow!!! Just trust me! The DEADLY YELLOW SNOW!
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Post by Senbecc on May 12, 2006 15:35:10 GMT -5
What EVER you do..... DO NOT eat the yellow snow!!! Just trust me! The DEADLY YELLOW SNOW!
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Post by Senbecc on May 12, 2006 15:35:46 GMT -5
ive read this before, tis great! ur all foooooooools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish we had snow here!! ROTF!
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