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Post by Senbecc on Apr 9, 2006 21:44:45 GMT -5
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. Thank-you for your time.
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Post by moonwind333 on Apr 9, 2006 22:20:30 GMT -5
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. Thank-you for your time. ROTFLMAOOOOOOO! (By the way, some inventor has actually invented a clock that runs and hides after it rings so you have to get up and find it!)
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Pel
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Post by Pel on Apr 9, 2006 23:20:41 GMT -5
ROTFLMAOOOOOOO! (By the way, some inventor has actually invented a clock that runs and hides after it rings so you have to get up and find it!) I'm gonna get one of those!!!!!!!
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Post by wolfenscot on Apr 10, 2006 6:12:49 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Zowwiee ™ on Apr 10, 2006 7:31:26 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Cool[/glow] yep this works. lol
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Post by KittyLane on Apr 10, 2006 11:39:28 GMT -5
i would kill if someone pissed in my sink.............
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Post by moonwind333 on Apr 10, 2006 13:07:34 GMT -5
Doctor Phil's secret to a happy home .... just say "yes, dear"!
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Post by KittyLane on Apr 10, 2006 12:26:31 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Newlyn on Apr 10, 2006 13:01:59 GMT -5
Urine is actually sterile....
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Post by KittyLane on Apr 10, 2006 15:14:20 GMT -5
Urine is actually sterile.... i think that depends on the person..........
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Pel
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Post by Pel on Apr 10, 2006 17:51:10 GMT -5
true, urine picks up any bacteria hanging around as it leaves the body, but take a look at this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urineespecially the "other uses" section
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Post by KittyLane on Apr 10, 2006 18:05:33 GMT -5
thats gross.......
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Post by Senbecc on Apr 10, 2006 18:11:12 GMT -5
thats gross....... Actually Kitty I believe there was a time when a healer would sponge it on burns and even some wounds to heal it. It was believed that it was the healer who gave it it's healing properties. Personally I like the Egyptians idea of using Honey to dress a wound or burn much better.
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pixiegypsy
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Post by pixiegypsy on May 19, 2006 20:12:41 GMT -5
ROFL, I think I fell off my chair, oh ok, better now, where the hell are those panty sheilds when you need one......
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Post by Senbecc on May 19, 2006 21:23:01 GMT -5
ROFL, I think I fell off my chair, oh ok, better now, where the hell are those panty sheilds when you need one......
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