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Post by stormcat on Apr 12, 2006 22:40:07 GMT -5
:PThis is sad but it still kills me- A Mushroom goes into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind here!" The Mushroom says "Why I'm a FUNGI." Yes I know....>^..^<
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Post by KittyLane on Apr 13, 2006 8:39:48 GMT -5
:PThis is sad but it still kills me- A Mushroom goes into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind here!" The Mushroom says "Why I'm a FUNGI." Yes I know....>^..^< never heard that before.....and i admit i didnt get it at first. lol now i do!
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Post by stormcat on Apr 13, 2006 9:49:28 GMT -5
A man goes into a bar with a Gazelle. The man has a few drinks and the Gazelle drops dead. The man starts to leave and the bartender says, "Hey you can't leave that lyin' there." The man looks at the bartender and says, " That's not a Lion that's a Gazelle!" I used to know alot of bartender jokes, alas old age has got me.>^..^<
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Post by KittyLane on Apr 13, 2006 10:03:18 GMT -5
thats good, i am all about the simple jokes..... ;D
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Post by Senbecc on Apr 14, 2006 12:02:38 GMT -5
:PThis is sad but it still kills me- A Mushroom goes into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind here!" The Mushroom says "Why I'm a FUNGI." Yes I know....>^..^< Oh no.... I actually had to read that two or three times before I got it.
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Post by ihrian on Apr 15, 2006 7:46:17 GMT -5
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Post by Zowwiee ™ on Apr 15, 2006 10:57:36 GMT -5
Okay then. Ive read it like 5 times and I dont get it lol .
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Post by stormcat on Apr 15, 2006 19:44:13 GMT -5
Ok- a bunch of mushrooms are Fungus, a single mushroom is a"Fungi", Fun guy..... >^..^<
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Post by Senbecc on Apr 15, 2006 20:08:35 GMT -5
Ok- a bunch of mushrooms are Fungus, a single mushroom is a"Fungi", Fun guy..... >^..^< LOLOLOLOLOL
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Post by ihrian on Apr 16, 2006 7:21:20 GMT -5
ohhhhh, she says.....see i never ever woulda got that coz i say fungi like 'fun-geee" lol
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Post by Wolf on Apr 19, 2006 6:31:56 GMT -5
hehe i didn't get it the first time i read it but i read it again and understood.. i'm usually real slow.. lol
I have a joke, its not very funny but yeah, its one of the few jokes i can remember...
There were two fish in a tank, one fish turned to the other and said "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Post by Wolf on Apr 19, 2006 6:39:50 GMT -5
Here's another joke..
A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!' The husband says, 'Ohmigod! No sh*t?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' The wife yells back, 'I couldn't care less... just get the hell out!'
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Post by Silver on Jun 30, 2006 0:17:57 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO
I love that, can I use it on my blog please Wolf?
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Post by Wolf on Jun 30, 2006 4:28:36 GMT -5
Lol sure..
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Post by witchnurse on Jul 4, 2006 17:31:32 GMT -5
Wolf I love that joke!!! If only........... Shhhhh don't tell my hubbie on me!
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