gypsylady
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Post by gypsylady on Dec 7, 2006 11:01:25 GMT -5
Just got this in an e-mail. Thought y'all would like it.
Caution: Read entire recipe before starting - may you enjoy getting ready for Christmas. Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mix er. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just! pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS
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Post by ihrian on Dec 8, 2006 1:50:20 GMT -5
cherry mistmas!! lol i love it, thats great
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Post by stormcat on Dec 9, 2006 0:36:23 GMT -5
HaHaHa!!! Wonder if it works with Fruit cake! >^!!^<
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Post by tanath on Dec 9, 2006 18:23:02 GMT -5
i think it might work better with fruit cake. no one likes fruit cake anyway, so they won't miss it.
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