Stealth Maestro M Glide
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Post by Stealth Maestro M Glide on Jun 20, 2006 12:27:28 GMT -5
Why am I posting this here? 1.To see if it works.2.Everybody needs to laugh.
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and drycleaners depressed?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
- Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
- If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
- Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Stealth Maestro M Glide
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Post by Stealth Maestro M Glide on Jun 20, 2006 13:18:41 GMT -5
I thought this could go under Ponderings.
The way things should be
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What is that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs and alcohol. You party. You get ready for High School. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a baby. You go into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating...you finish off as an orgasm.
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Post by stormcat on Jun 21, 2006 22:08:50 GMT -5
I never saw the one about sponges before. LOL you must be an interesting person to be around!>^..^<
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Post by ihrian on Jun 23, 2006 7:33:40 GMT -5
lol thats great...i like the holland one...only coz i have a hollandish friend...i will now call her a hole
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Post by Wolf on Jun 23, 2006 7:56:52 GMT -5
Thats mean Erin! But real funny.. hahahahahaha
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Post by Senbecc on Jun 23, 2006 9:02:40 GMT -5
Great Post! I hope see more of your thoughts...Did you try to make an account? I only ask because we have such trouble with our activation codes...Your perfectly welcome to post as a guest too though.
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