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Post by Wolf on Jul 20, 2006 2:28:56 GMT -5
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11 WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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Post by Zowwiee ™ on Jul 20, 2006 13:22:48 GMT -5
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Post by amethest on Jul 20, 2006 14:52:06 GMT -5
RRFLMAO! tht was good wolf i laughed so hard i fell off my chair!
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aj
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Post by aj on Jun 28, 2007 9:44:46 GMT -5
you forgot one.
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Post by KittyLane on Jun 28, 2007 9:48:06 GMT -5
which one is that?
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Post by KittyLane on Jun 28, 2007 9:50:40 GMT -5
I can only think of going home with a stranger/making out with a stranger or strangers... LOL
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niamh
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Post by niamh on Jun 28, 2007 16:09:48 GMT -5
lol this is very good i likey thanks for making me laugh em mwah lov ya niamh
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Post by aj on Jul 1, 2007 16:45:00 GMT -5
dont slap me! get most girls really drunk and they'll kiss another girl. aka "temp lesbianism"
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Post by Wolf on Jul 4, 2007 1:17:19 GMT -5
Lmfao! Too true.. I can't even count all the girls I've kissed when I was drunk.. I mainly only know I have cos they told me the next day what a great kisser I am lol
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niamh
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Post by niamh on Jul 4, 2007 11:49:55 GMT -5
or they have pictures or videos or both .........ugggggggggggg or the girl from the night before asks weither it meant as much to me as it did to her.........double ugggggggggggggg
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Post by KittyLane on Jul 5, 2007 11:13:44 GMT -5
or they have pictures or videos or both .........ugggggggggggg or the girl from the night before asks weither it meant as much to me as it did to her.........double ugggggggggggggg nia!!!? you wouldn't let me get all lovey dovey with you? come on! LOL
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Post by Wolf on Jul 6, 2007 8:06:06 GMT -5
Lmfao!
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Post by niamh on Jul 13, 2007 9:11:11 GMT -5
or they have pictures or videos or both .........ugggggggggggg or the girl from the night before asks weither it meant as much to me as it did to her.........double ugggggggggggggg nia!!!? you wouldn't let me get all lovey dovey with you? come on! LOL well thats was cz......theres a easy answer for.....emmm....hmmmmmmmmmm.....*thinks*........ *RUNS* lol you know if we got lovey dovey that are two men would never get us back thats why i couldnt allow it haha.......you see!!!!!!!!?? mwah love ya niamh
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Post by KittyLane on Jul 13, 2007 9:51:47 GMT -5
nia!!!? you wouldn't let me get all lovey dovey with you? come on! LOL well thats was cz......theres a easy answer for.....emmm....hmmmmmmmmmm.....*thinks*........ *RUNS* lol you know if we got lovey dovey that are two men would never get us back thats why i couldnt allow it haha.......you see!!!!!!!!?? mwah love ya niamh yes i know and i have accepted that fact... LOL just teasing! luv you girl!
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