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Post by Wolf on Jul 20, 2006 2:25:56 GMT -5
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..... Helllllloooooooooo!!!! ..... bottles wont fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited .... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of water wont fit into those little packets!!!
June - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
July - Tried to go water skiing .... couldn't find a lake with a slope!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"....isnt it?
October - Hate M & M's.....they are sooooo hard to peel!
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....theres no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!!
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